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- [exclaims]
- Yeah.
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What happened? You get jumped?
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- Not exactly.
- Then what?
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- Janelle.
- Janelle? Help me.
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Butterscotch, Ray Jr. the second.
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Oh, right, right.
That's the baby mama that hates me.
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- They all hate you, Danny.
- What? And this is how they love?
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She had help.
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Who? Gimme a name.
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- Your sister.
- Lorraine?
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The two of them together?
[laughs]
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It's not like I can fight back.
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- 'Cause you're a gentleman.
- Right.
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You got security cameras
around your place?
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- All around.
- Can you shoot me the video?
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Hey.
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Regardless, at least you got a fun story
you could tell your 180 grandkids.
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You'll laugh when they give you the drugs.
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[exhales] We come here a lot.
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We do.
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Maybe they could give us
a punch card, like at a yogurt shop.
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You know, "buy nine, get the tenth free."
But here, you get Oxy.
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Giving me stink eye is not gonna deter me.
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You and Janelle fucking again?
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[chuckles] Sorry.
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Let me know when you can see me.
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[theme music playing]
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{\an8}All right, you stay here,
I wanna go talk to her.
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{\an8}Why I gotta stay here?
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{\an8}The woman wields an ice pick.
You wanna bleed out from 117 tiny holes?
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{\an8}I'll wait.
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{\an8}You know, you've put me
in a very untenable position.
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{\an8}I gotta get rid of you or my blood.
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{\an8}How do I do that?
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{\an8}I'm asking, Ray?
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{\an8}- You don't.
- No, I don't.
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{\an8}So, I gotta make peace between you.
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{\an8}I feel like, I don't know,
Henry Kissinger?
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{\an8}- Who?
- "Who?" Jesus Christ.
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{\an8}How the hell did you go
to Bringham Young University
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{\an8}and I go to prison,
yet I'm more educated? Wake up.
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{\an8}Really? Raiders to win Super Bowl 59?
You sure you don't mean Super Bowl 18?
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{\an8}- [doorbell buzzes]
- [door buzzes open]
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{\an8}Well, looking at the line,
it's plus 8,480.
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{\an8}Yes, you'd be very rich.
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{\an8}You sure? Final answer.
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{\an8}All right, you're down.
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{\an8}What's wrong with people?
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{\an8}You wanna talk about it?
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Not really.
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You're putting me
in a very untenable position, Lorraine.
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- Get rid of him.
- Not a solution.
53
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- So I'll quit.
- Yeah, also not a solution.
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- Then you quit.
- Come on, help me here.
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{\an8}I don't know what to tell you.
[groans] Ow...
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- What's wrong with your leg?
- I broke a toe on Ray's head.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Jesus Christ.
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Well, he's waiting downstairs.
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I'll tell him he's out, buy his piece
of the book, and that will be that.
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You'd do that for me?
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You're my sister.
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Hold on.
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All right, she's out.
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- Really?
- Just wait here a few minutes.
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She's just packing up her shit.
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You fired your sister?
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You gave me no choice.
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Hang on.
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I'd feel a lot better about this
if you shook hands to seal the deal.
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- Thank you.
- Are we done here?
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- We done?
- Hey, not so fast, not so fast.
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Let's jump ahead
to our annual Christmas party.
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- Where you going with this, Danny?
- Hear me out. Hear me out.
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It's a time for good cheer.
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You've healed from your injuries,
and you're mildly intoxicated.
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Now you see each other
from across the room,
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and you get that old tingle in your pants.
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What're you doing?
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I need you to agree
if such a thing were to happen,
81
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that you both go home,
and you jerk off like grown-ups.
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Or, all cards on the table,
a happily married man.
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- Done.
- Agreed.
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Thank you.
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No, no! No hugging.
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- [hip hop music playing from stereo]
- Fuck.
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Just put on The Bridge or the Wave
or the douche or whatever the fuck.
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- Really?
- I'm tired of your bitching and moaning.
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- Thank you.
- [disco pop music playing]
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- [turns off stereo]
- I take it back.
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- Here comes dead money.
- [Danny] Oh, God bless him.
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What happened to you?
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- Rough sex.
- On your face?
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- You should see his ass.
- [chuckles]
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Just give me the money.
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- Thanks. See ya next time.
- Yeah, about next time...
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What do you say we up my number?
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- It's ten large now. What you thinking?
- Double it?
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You lease that spacecraft or you own it?
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She's all mine.
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- Let's go triple.
- Thank you.
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No, thank you.
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I'm warning you.
I'm using AI to place my bets.
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Did you use it last week?
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- I did.
- Might I recommend a monkey and dartboard?
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[Ray] How small is this guy's dick?
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Yeah, he's gotta lick
his way to the finish line.
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- Gentlemen.
- Shelly.
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I really thought
I had you this time, guys.
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Don't be so down on yourself.
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- It was a good bet.
- You were robbed.
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I was, wasn't I?
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- Absolutely.
- Fucking-A.
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- Can we talk about next week?
- Speak on it.
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I wanna go all in.
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- What's all in?
- Million-five.
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- You serious?
- Is that too much for you?
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Hey, don't be insulting.
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Allow us to confer for a moment.
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What do we gotta talk about?
He's on tilt. My nipples are hard.
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Oh, I know.
I just wanna take this moment
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for you and I to celebrate
all the goodness in this world.
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God bless.
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Roll the window down.
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- Done.
- Sweet!
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What's the total on the All-Star game?
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- NBA?
- WNBA.
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- Who the fuck knows?
- Hang on.
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Two hundred and sixty-three.
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- How much?
- All of it.
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All right, let me read this back to you
so that we can be clear.
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You wanna go under the total
on a women's basketball game.
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And not just any game, the All-Star game.
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Right.
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You do understand All-Star games
generally don't have much defense?
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I know what I'm doing.
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He knows what he's doing, Danny.
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Then the wager's been placed.
Good luck to you, sir.
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Thanks.
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[exhales]
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[singing] Money, money, money, money
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[both] Money
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Money, money, money, money
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Money
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Some people
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Got to have it
Hey, hey
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Some people
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Really need it
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Yeah!
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[commentator on TV]
Well, Rebecca, nobody saw this coming.
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East and West both turning
in defensive gems.
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92-89. A thrilling...
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Where you going?
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Gonna go lay down.
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- [exhales]
- [cell phone vibrates]
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Hey, Shelly.
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Yeah, we're watching.
158
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You took a one and a half million-dollar
bet and didn't lay any of it off?
159
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Why would we lay it off?
It was easy money.
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- [chuckles]
- What?
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This was not my fault.
162
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So what's the plan?
You gonna pay him off in installments?
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No. What bookie gladly pays you
Tuesday for a hamburger today?
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What the fuck does that mean?
165
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- Wimpy. Popeye? Oh, shut up.
- [scoffs]
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- When do you gotta pay?
- Sunday.
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{\an8}[speaking Spanish]
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[in English] Should we call Gregory?
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- Who's Gregory?
- He's the guy who handles all our cash.
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I don't see we have a choice.
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[operator] The number you have dialed
has been disconnected.
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Please check the number and dial again.
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The number you have dialed
has been disconnected.
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Please check the number and dial again.
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- Fuck.
- Move.
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Why?
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Gotta lay down.
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How you wanna play this?
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Well, best-case scenario, he forgot
to pay his phone bill. No harm, no foul.
180
00:09:01,771 --> 00:09:03,564
- Worst-case scenario?
- I don't know, Ray.
181
00:09:03,731 --> 00:09:05,483
We're the dumbest
motherfuckers in the universe?
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Can I help you?
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Yeah. We're looking for Gregory.
184
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There's no Gregory here.
185
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- Nah, his mother used to...
- [man] Hey, hey.
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Get your face out of my house.
187
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- Sorry! He just... He used to live here.
- Well, he doesn't live here now.
188
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Did he happen to leave
a forwarding address?
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I don't know any Gregory.
190
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Sharon, we need to build
a fence or a gate or something.
191
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Do you have a list of the banks
where our money is?
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I do.
193
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[woman on phone] I'm sorry, but we don't
have an account under that name.
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Try Danny Colavito?
195
00:09:49,985 --> 00:09:50,945
No...
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Rayfield Ballard.
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Sorry, no.
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How about lying,
thieving Ichabod Crane motherfucker?
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Thank you.
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Fuck.
201
00:10:00,871 --> 00:10:02,707
- What're you doing?
- I gotta lay down.
202
00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,419
[sighs]
203
00:10:09,338 --> 00:10:10,672
[Ray] You ever think
of changing your name?
204
00:10:10,673 --> 00:10:12,133
No. Why?
205
00:10:13,634 --> 00:10:15,678
Chuck Munson. Charlie Manson.
206
00:10:17,722 --> 00:10:19,974
Do I have a fucking
swastika on my forehead?
207
00:10:20,558 --> 00:10:21,892
- Nope.
- Then it's Munson.
208
00:10:22,059 --> 00:10:23,728
Like Thurman, the great Yankee catcher.
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00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:24,729
Got it.
210
00:10:24,895 --> 00:10:28,357
How long did this Gregory guy
work at the bank?
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00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:32,028
Well, he told us, right?
Like, 25, 30 years.
212
00:10:32,737 --> 00:10:34,613
- So he's got a pension.
- Probably.
213
00:10:35,614 --> 00:10:38,117
Well, did you go to the bank
and ask them where they sent his check?
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00:10:38,576 --> 00:10:39,493
No.
215
00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:42,079
Which is why you do what you do,
216
00:10:42,872 --> 00:10:43,914
and I do what I do.
217
00:10:44,081 --> 00:10:46,083
- So you'll take the job?
- Seems pretty simple.
218
00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:47,793
That's what you want me
to do, right? Find him?
219
00:10:48,002 --> 00:10:49,420
What else is on the menu?
220
00:10:49,587 --> 00:10:53,090
Sometimes you find a guy
221
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only to then misplace him.
222
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We'll just start with finding him.
223
00:11:00,222 --> 00:11:03,601
Roger that. Two grand a day. Sound good?
224
00:11:03,768 --> 00:11:07,605
Yeah. We're kind of on a clock here,
so how many days are we talking?
225
00:11:07,772 --> 00:11:11,025
Give me three, four,
then we'll re-evaluate.
226
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:12,943
- Thanks.
- Yeah, thank you.
227
00:11:13,736 --> 00:11:16,697
Oh-ho! My clock starts now.
228
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Right.
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00:11:22,453 --> 00:11:24,914
The only one that
calls me Charlie is my mother.
230
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Aren't you gonna eat?
231
00:11:35,132 --> 00:11:36,217
Not hungry.
232
00:11:36,384 --> 00:11:38,344
Have a little. You gotta eat something.
233
00:11:38,511 --> 00:11:41,263
I gotta get right with the Lord,
that's what I gotta do.
234
00:11:42,348 --> 00:11:44,683
Yeah, well, you can't do that
on an empty stomach.
235
00:11:45,976 --> 00:11:47,895
Your mother came to see me last night.
236
00:11:48,479 --> 00:11:49,480
You mean in a dream.
237
00:11:49,647 --> 00:11:53,359
Of course in a dream.
She said I'm not done with Frank.
238
00:11:53,526 --> 00:11:54,944
Like a statute of limitation?
239
00:11:55,111 --> 00:11:57,821
What? No, spiritually.
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00:11:57,822 --> 00:12:01,367
Oh. Right. You mean, like,
he's still in your heart?
241
00:12:01,534 --> 00:12:06,080
Of course he's in my heart,
but he's in something else too.
242
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:10,251
- I just can't make sense of it.
- Where you going?
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00:12:10,418 --> 00:12:12,586
Flower garden, maybe he'll give me a hint.
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00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:14,296
Send my regards.
245
00:12:16,882 --> 00:12:18,050
Shit!
246
00:12:20,302 --> 00:12:21,846
My God, I think she did it.
247
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,018
Excuse me.
248
00:12:28,602 --> 00:12:30,645
Don't you have a fridge in the guesthouse?
249
00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:33,566
- [gasps]
- Mmm-hmm.
250
00:12:36,819 --> 00:12:38,988
- Crazy motherfucking bitch.
- What?
251
00:12:39,155 --> 00:12:40,364
Nothing. Good night.
252
00:12:43,576 --> 00:12:46,620
- [door opens]
- Go ahead.
253
00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:54,462
Can we pause it again?
254
00:12:55,046 --> 00:12:57,048
Jesus, you need to see a urologist.
255
00:12:57,214 --> 00:12:59,632
I don't have to pee.
I need to talk to you.
256
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:03,179
Oh, okay. Well, go ahead.
257
00:13:03,345 --> 00:13:04,429
I got a cash flow problem.
258
00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:06,307
Oh. And a urine flow problem.
259
00:13:07,224 --> 00:13:08,142
Sorry.
260
00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:10,186
I need to borrow
that Super Bowl money you took
261
00:13:10,352 --> 00:13:11,937
to cover some unexpected expenses.
262
00:13:12,146 --> 00:13:13,647
But that's my emergency money.
263
00:13:13,814 --> 00:13:14,648
Well, this is an emergency.
264
00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:16,442
But it's your emergency, not mine.
265
00:13:16,609 --> 00:13:17,568
Yeah, we're a team, right?
266
00:13:17,735 --> 00:13:20,946
You know, better or worse,
sickness and health, richer and poorer?
267
00:13:21,113 --> 00:13:22,365
That's just something people say.
268
00:13:22,531 --> 00:13:25,743
It's a vow. It's a declaration of intent.
269
00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:27,745
It's $500,000, Danny.
270
00:13:27,912 --> 00:13:30,456
Sandra, listen,
I am in trouble here. I need that cash.
271
00:13:30,623 --> 00:13:33,167
And I need a financial cushion
if something should happen to you.
272
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,835
- What's gonna happen to me?
- I don't know.
273
00:13:35,002 --> 00:13:38,547
You get stuffed in an oil drum
and liquified by acid?
274
00:13:40,007 --> 00:13:40,966
Where'd you get that from?
275
00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:42,843
I saw it in a show.
276
00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:46,304
- You know what? Fuck it. Keep the money.
- [sighs]
277
00:13:46,305 --> 00:13:48,182
It's good that I know what side you're on.
278
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:49,767
Hey, Danny.
279
00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:52,728
It breaks my heart
to be fighting with you like this.
280
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,438
Yeah? And?
281
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,273
That's all.
282
00:14:12,248 --> 00:14:16,585
- [sighs]
- [Wendy] Having a bad day, Bunky?
283
00:14:19,296 --> 00:14:20,339
Oh, Christ.
284
00:14:20,506 --> 00:14:21,841
Talk to me.
285
00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:23,592
Don't worry about it.
286
00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:26,971
No... Come on. Tell me.
287
00:14:27,638 --> 00:14:30,516
- Which is it? The pink or the green?
- What?
288
00:14:31,016 --> 00:14:35,229
Pussy or money? I've yet to know
a man that wasn't ruined by one or both.
289
00:14:36,564 --> 00:14:37,648
Green.
290
00:14:38,065 --> 00:14:39,400
That would've been my guess.
291
00:14:41,485 --> 00:14:43,112
Anything I can do to help?
292
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,239
No, thanks.
293
00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:49,827
I got my pension from Kroger's
and my social security.
294
00:14:49,994 --> 00:14:53,122
It's $1,400 a month.
It's yours, if it helps.
295
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,878
You know, that's the nicest thing
anybody's ever said to me.
296
00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:01,547
Is that a yes?
297
00:15:02,757 --> 00:15:05,176
No. But thanks.
298
00:15:05,968 --> 00:15:06,802
Come here.
299
00:15:09,138 --> 00:15:10,598
It's gonna be okay.
300
00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:12,933
No, it's not.
301
00:15:14,351 --> 00:15:16,062
Yeah, probably not.
302
00:15:19,732 --> 00:15:24,528
Ray and I have an investment opportunity
and we were hoping to raise the cash
303
00:15:24,695 --> 00:15:27,156
by selling you our piece
of the funeral home.
304
00:15:27,323 --> 00:15:29,992
Hold on. This pump is for shit.
305
00:15:31,702 --> 00:15:34,497
They make them in China now,
where formaldehyde is an aperitif.
306
00:15:34,663 --> 00:15:35,790
So what exactly are you doing?
307
00:15:36,374 --> 00:15:37,875
Pumping in embalming...
308
00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:40,795
Pumping in embalming fluid,
which pushes the blood out.
309
00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:43,214
See that tube there?
That's the old dead blood.
310
00:15:44,507 --> 00:15:46,384
So, what's the opportunity?
311
00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:48,636
Well, we're not at liberty
to talk about it, but...
312
00:15:48,969 --> 00:15:52,431
- [banging]
- There we go.
313
00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:54,767
This also removes any internal gas.
314
00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:58,729
You, my dear, will not explode
in front of your family and friends.
315
00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:02,817
It's a privilege to watch
a master craftsman do his thing.
316
00:16:03,109 --> 00:16:05,653
Privilege? I just threw up in my mouth.
317
00:16:06,696 --> 00:16:10,199
So, anyway, if it works out,
we could cut you in on phase two.
318
00:16:10,366 --> 00:16:11,742
What do you think, Dierdre?
319
00:16:13,119 --> 00:16:15,329
Do we smell bullshit
or am I just purging your fluids?
320
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,456
Come on, Alan.
We're giving you an opportunity here.
321
00:16:17,623 --> 00:16:19,875
- Why you gotta bust our balls?
- Danny, Ray.
322
00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:22,670
I've been going to Gamblers Anonymous now
323
00:16:22,837 --> 00:16:26,632
for three years, seven months
[hesitates] and 11 days.
324
00:16:27,299 --> 00:16:29,051
And you know one of the things
you learn at those meetings?
325
00:16:29,218 --> 00:16:30,136
Don't hit on 17?
326
00:16:30,302 --> 00:16:32,680
- Everybody lies.
- You calling us liars?
327
00:16:32,847 --> 00:16:34,974
- Phase two? Come on.
- Fine.
328
00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:37,143
Make us an offer. You don't need
to know why we want the money.
329
00:16:37,309 --> 00:16:38,978
There we go. Ten grand.
330
00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:40,062
- What?
- Man.
331
00:16:40,229 --> 00:16:43,607
Our piece of this creepy
fucking dungeon starts at seven figures.
332
00:16:43,774 --> 00:16:44,608
Eleven grand.
333
00:16:44,775 --> 00:16:47,194
- Now you're not even being realistic.
- Give us an honest number.
334
00:16:48,237 --> 00:16:51,907
Tell you what? Ray, you spoon
Dierdre here and I'll go to a hundred.
335
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:54,535
Goodbye.
336
00:16:54,952 --> 00:16:56,454
- 250.
- Fuck you!
337
00:16:58,998 --> 00:16:59,874
I'll do it.
338
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,460
I know you'll do it.
339
00:17:04,712 --> 00:17:06,255
Just an FYI,
340
00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:08,549
spooning's not necrophilia.
341
00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:13,054
How the fuck did we let this happen?
342
00:17:14,055 --> 00:17:16,223
I don't know.
Think there's any chance we got set up?
343
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:18,309
- How you figure?
- A guy rolls up on us
344
00:17:18,476 --> 00:17:20,686
with easily
a million dollars in sports cars,
345
00:17:20,853 --> 00:17:23,397
loses, ups his number, loses again
346
00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:26,025
and makes the dumbest bet
imaginable and breaks our back.
347
00:17:26,192 --> 00:17:29,403
That's the kinda bet
the public never makes but sharps do.
348
00:17:29,528 --> 00:17:31,989
This clown is an elite handicapper.
349
00:17:32,156 --> 00:17:35,743
Or he's a beard running bets for someone
who prefers to remain anonymous.
350
00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:36,952
So who're we up against?
351
00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:40,498
That's the question. Who're we up against?
352
00:17:40,706 --> 00:17:42,166
[cell phone ringing]
353
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,045
Hey, Chuck, what's up?
354
00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:48,923
- You're shitting me.
- What?
355
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:50,841
Charlie Manson found Gregory.
356
00:18:07,108 --> 00:18:08,025
Where is he?
357
00:18:09,235 --> 00:18:10,194
Where'd you find him?
358
00:18:10,361 --> 00:18:14,365
Like I said, you do
what you do, I do what I do.
359
00:18:14,532 --> 00:18:16,867
That's incredible, man.
I don't know how to thank you.
360
00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:19,245
A performance bonus is not unheard of.
361
00:18:19,453 --> 00:18:20,371
Open it up.
362
00:18:29,338 --> 00:18:30,965
- That's not the guy.
- Yeah, it is.
363
00:18:31,132 --> 00:18:32,007
No, it isn't!
364
00:18:32,174 --> 00:18:36,512
What're you talking about?
Gregory Cobb, 6'4", bald, weird-looking.
365
00:18:36,679 --> 00:18:38,973
It's not the guy. Look!
366
00:18:42,268 --> 00:18:43,102
This is him!
367
00:18:44,186 --> 00:18:47,023
[muffled] My God! I'm not the guy!
368
00:18:47,189 --> 00:18:48,399
Pretty close.
369
00:18:48,566 --> 00:18:50,608
Pretty close makes this kidnapping.
370
00:18:50,609 --> 00:18:52,570
Whoa, whoa. Chill.
371
00:18:52,987 --> 00:18:56,032
[man] Help! Oh, my God!
372
00:18:56,907 --> 00:18:57,742
Now what?
373
00:18:57,908 --> 00:19:00,161
I don't know,
I guess we're back to the drawing board.
374
00:19:00,327 --> 00:19:01,412
What're you gonna do with him?
375
00:19:01,912 --> 00:19:04,123
- Uh, you care?
- Oh, Jesus.
376
00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:06,333
You know what?
I'll drive out to the desert,
377
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,960
give him a few bucks, we'll be fine.
378
00:19:08,502 --> 00:19:09,628
Do not kill him!
379
00:19:09,795 --> 00:19:13,215
No, of course not. [chuckles]
380
00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:20,556
Don't think about it.
381
00:19:21,432 --> 00:19:22,767
[man, muffled] I'm not the guy!
382
00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:24,477
It's important not to think about it.
383
00:19:35,196 --> 00:19:38,324
- Thank you.
- No. Thank you.
384
00:19:38,783 --> 00:19:39,950
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